She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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