The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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