so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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