its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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