She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
she smelled like a LAN party
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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