There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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