Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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