I think scott just propositioned me for sex
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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