i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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