I can't watch pbs sober anymore
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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