my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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