Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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