The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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