Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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