sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
