question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I deserve this hangover.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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