i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
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