Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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