And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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