I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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