After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Randomize
