This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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