i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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