the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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