Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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