just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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