You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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