Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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