When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
