the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
that's an acceptable place to lick
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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