weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Hippo gnu deer
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
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