I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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