Have you finally orgasmed yet?
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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Have fun and good luck.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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