Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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