I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
We need to get me chipped asap
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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