belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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