just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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