That's intense
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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