So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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