He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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