I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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