Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
