Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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