Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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