Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Randomize
