you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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