you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
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