the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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