your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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