She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
