so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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