I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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