sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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