Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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