ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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