god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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