Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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